CraftyCleanFILNoob

aita, big boy, church group, cleaning, Cooking, CraftyCleanFILNoob, disrespectful behavior., elder care, family conflict, family dynamics, family stress, father in-law, Fil, helpless, meal prep, meal train, rocky relationship, sils, Traditionalist, ungrateful, vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.

So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Void Gems Collected:	32	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5135

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	86	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	775	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ores Mined:	3790	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Ores Mined:	8744	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Potions Brewed:	61
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.