Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.

So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 New Chunks Explored: 588973
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Love Letters Sent: 19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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