Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.

So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Holy Grails Found: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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