CraftyCleanFILNoob | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoProofSwearMC SMP

BIZARRE, doubtful, dubious, eerie, eerie sightings, Enigmatic, Inexplicable, Mysterious, mysterious events, NoProofSwearMC, Paranormal, peculiar, Questionable, sightings, smp, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncertain, unexplained, unproven, Unverified

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PixelPeekers

body positivity, Boundaries, Intimacy, nudity, Personal, PixelPeekers, privacy, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-image, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be seeing more than just blocks of dirt – you’ll be seeing your fellow players in all their pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a mandatory naked skin policy to keep things interesting. So come join us and get ready to see some pixelated booty like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Climate Conspiracies

Advocates, BELIEF, blocky, climate, climate change, climate denial, climate science, cognitive bias, cognitive psychology, confirmation bias, conspiracies, credibility, false claims, illusory truth effect, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, misinformation effect, misinformation tactics, Persuasion, Propaganda, Psychology, Repetition, study

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.

oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	939	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WeCanGoBoxPVP- Where we mine and fight like there’s no tomorrow! 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Address, coin system, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Fast-paced, Feedback, Fight, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server, Shopkeepers, Tomorrow, Upcoming, Version, WeCanGoBoxPVP

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create custom kits on the server?	Currently, custom kits are not available. However, we may consider adding this feature in the future.
How can I earn coins on the server?	Coins can be earned through various activities such as winning PVP matches, completing quests, and participating in events.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?	Yes, we have clear rules outlined in our Discord community. Please familiarize yourself with them before joining.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5427	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Potions Brewed:	139
Emeralds Found:	7187	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3884	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6