CraftyCleanFILNoob | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockBuster Vaccine Server

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games. like, our survival world is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro in no time. plus, we have this wild story where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your base. it’s like a real-life fairytale, but with creepers and skeletons. and get this, our pvp arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale every time you step in. trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bland SMP: Not-so-vanilla, kinda okay-ish Survival Server for English spuds, Java and Bedrock plebs! Crossplay included!

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Links:

Website	https://bloomsmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I ensure a good playing experience?	Keep things friendly and our mod team will keep an eye out for any issues.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7503
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a team of elite defenders who will protect your precious loot at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden village filled with villagers who will trade you rare enchanted items in exchange for your most useless junk. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dragon roaming the land, waiting to be defeated by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP

bullying, confusion, Curiosity, derogatory term, discrimination, FAGGOT, Homophobia, hurtful words, Identity, ignorance, insult, intolerance, LGBTQ, marginalized community, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive language, prejudice, Questioning, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoProofSwearMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3729
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PixelPeekers

body positivity, Boundaries, Intimacy, nudity, Personal, PixelPeekers, privacy, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-image, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be seeing more than just blocks of dirt – you’ll be seeing your fellow players in all their pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a mandatory naked skin policy to keep things interesting. So come join us and get ready to see some pixelated booty like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Potions Brewed:	79
Dragon Eggs Found:	2455	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9243

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Climate Conspiracies

Advocates, BELIEF, blocky, climate, climate change, climate denial, climate science, cognitive bias, cognitive psychology, confirmation bias, conspiracies, credibility, false claims, illusory truth effect, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, misinformation effect, misinformation tactics, Persuasion, Propaganda, Psychology, Repetition, study

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.

oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WeCanGoBoxPVP- Where we mine and fight like there’s no tomorrow! 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create custom kits on the server?	Currently, custom kits are not available. However, we may consider adding this feature in the future.
How can I earn coins on the server?	Coins can be earned through various activities such as winning PVP matches, completing quests, and participating in events.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?	Yes, we have clear rules outlined in our Discord community. Please familiarize yourself with them before joining.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	19942	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Buildings Constructed:	32
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	9050
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	744
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	9061	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2