CraftyClean Co. | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Snowbreak: The Chilly Minecraft Madness Zone #175

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster banners? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the most epic events and outrageous banners that will blow your mind!

Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event where you can capture units and battle in the “Void of Dread” with your Lone Warrior squad. And don’t forget about the “Infinite Darkness” wave defense where you must protect the Escort Target at all costs!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive banners like the [Nocturne Fissure] 5* SMG: Uninvited Adieu and the [Sweet Fairytales] 5* Sniper Rifle: Eccentric Joker. Plus, new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma and the [Kiss Be the Remedy] Enya – Exuvia will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all in your path. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Girl Power Minecraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of being the king of the friendzone in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the tables are turned and women are literally lining up to be submissive towards you! Build your dream castle, gather resources, and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Who needs real-life relationships when you can rule over your own virtual harem? Join now and experience a whole new level of power and dominance in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FateCraft: Where even creepers have a sense of destiny!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the true meaning of fate in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to keep the diamonds, but if you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game. Trust us, it’s a sight to see.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might just forget you’re in a battle for your life.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden village of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon crafting. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon crafting.

So why wait? Join our server and embrace the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is Minecraft fate. Who knows what adventures await you?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PoopCraft: Where even the rotten crap can be fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pit of lava!

Join us for a chance to battle zombie chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). See you there, if you dare!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SchizoCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players have schizophrenia at double the rate of Sweden! But don’t worry, it just means we have double the creativity and double the fun. Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky builds that will blow your mind.

And let’s address the elephant in the room – yes, we have had a few school shootings on our server. But that just adds to the excitement! You never know when you might have to defend your pixelated castle from a rogue player with a diamond sword.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a unique and crazy community of players? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for those players with multiple personalities – they can be a real wildcard.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1999	Crops Grown:	6378

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Yubilolz – Where Villagers Trade Memes – LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride of insanity and fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of highly trained octopus chefs who cook up the most delicious virtual meals for all players. You can even participate in the Tako Gacha Banner events where you can win exclusive in-game prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Install the game, hop on our server, and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GodlyCraft: Where Every Moment is a White Pill LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the shadow of death can’t scare you away! Join us and fear no evil as you embark on epic adventures with your trusty rod and staff by your side.

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up your builds because they know you’re protected by a higher power. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re walking through the valley of friendship, not the valley of the shadow of death.

So come on, join us and let us comfort you with our amazing gameplay, crazy events, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs evil when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineHell – Where Helldivers and Minecraft collide in chaos!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a Space Cadet and battle alien threats in a hilarious interstellar struggle! Picture this: you and your squad of elite Helldivers are on a mission to liberate planets and achieve total strategic victory in our ever-evolving galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out of this world that it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. We’ve got procedurally generated areas of operations, top-down twin-stick shooter gameplay, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in a blocky universe.

Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs regular Minecraft when you can be a Helldiver fighting for Super Earth’s most elite fighting force? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for an adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Crusaders: Call on Us for Epic Adventures & Lots of LOLs!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-shot any enemy in its path.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our server and have all the power at your fingertips. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlondeCraft: Where Sorority Girls Rule the Minecraft World

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with sorority girls who will only reveal the secret if you can defeat them in a fierce dance battle. But be warned, they have some killer moves that will leave you spinning in circles (literally, because they love to build roller coasters in Minecraft). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to boogie your way to victory on our blonde-haired, dance-loving server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Down Under Griefers: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of getting attacked by kangaroos in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the kangaroos are friendly and will even help you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the true Aussie adventure as you battle drop bears and ride emus into battle. Who needs creepers when you have koalas throwing eucalyptus bombs at you? So come on down under and join the chaos on our server, where the only thing more dangerous than the mobs is the shrimp on the barbie!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dungeon Dragons: Minecraft Edition – Where every block is a treasure waiting to be mined!

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Are you tired of boring old dungeon crawling games? Do you want to slay dragons and monsters with your friends in a hilarious and epic adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride through dungeons filled with treasure, danger, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. And don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% Shitsuno filth-free!

So why wait? Come join us and experience the thrill of Dragon’s Dogma meets Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the lost treasure of the legendary derp dragon!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Spicy Supremacy Mine

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server where spics larp as white supremacists for the ultimate mind-bending experience.

Ever wanted to see a llama leading a group of creepers in a dance-off? Or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of zombies? Our server is full of wacky adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its holder unlimited power and the ability to turn enemies into friendly sheep. Will you be the one to claim this coveted treasure?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few existential crises along the way. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pick-a-Block: Where you can mine diamonds and date pixel babes!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest dreams, including sleeping with any girl of your choice! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real challenge is choosing just one girl to cozy up with in your virtual bed. Will it be the Ender Queen, the Creeper Cutie, or maybe even the Zombie Princess? The possibilities are endless and the love connections are sure to be explosive. So why wait? Join our server now and start swiping right on your pixelated soulmate!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Towns Built:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Trump’s Casino Chaos: Unpaid Contractors, Bankruptcies, & Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Ever wonder how Donald Trump bankrupted his casinos? Well, on our server, you can reenact the whole thing! Build your own casino, make questionable financial decisions, and leave your virtual contractors unpaid – just like the real deal!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ruin virtual investors, start outrageous rumors, and maybe even build a wall around your virtual property (just for fun, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next virtual billionaire – or bankrupt, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Farms Harvested:	861	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Buildings Constructed:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1