CraftyClean Co.

apartment, app services, Appliances, building, Complaints, CraftyClean, DoorDash, dryers, English language, family, Friends, income, Instacart, LANDLORD, laundromat, laundry service, lease agreement, livelihood, neighbors, tenants, washers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the washers and dryers are always in use – but not by pesky neighbors trying to make a quick buck! No, here we have a mysterious laundry queen who has turned our humble laundry room into a bustling business empire. Who needs diamonds when you can have freshly laundered clothes at the click of a button?

Join our server and witness the epic saga of the Laundry Lady, a non-English speaking entrepreneur who has taken the Minecraft world by storm with her laundry delivery service. Will she expand her empire to other virtual realms? Will she face off against the evil landlord who dares to question her methods? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server.

So come on down and experience the thrill of doing laundry in Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have dirty socks and fabric softener? Join now and be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious server you’ll ever encounter. And remember, don’t be a Karen – embrace the chaos and let the laundry madness begin!

Song4MyFuneral Minecraft Server

celebration, death, emotional, family, favorite song, final moments, Funeral, Goodbye, Grief, last wishes, Legacy, life celebration, love, Meaningful, Memories, Minecraft, Music, passing, Reflection, sentimental, Server, Song4MyFuneral, Tribute

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that question again because our server is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! Picture this: you’re building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn while blasting your favorite song on repeat. Suddenly, a group of creepers start dancing to the beat and join in on the construction. Your family will be so impressed by your epic creations that they’ll forget all about that silly question. So come join us and let the music of Minecraft guide you to eternal glory!

BlockyBedrock: Where Creepers Can’t Ruin the Mood

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, change of mind, Communication, consent, CREEPERS, Decision making, emotions, heat of the moment, Instincts, Intimacy, mood, past experiences, peer influence, personal values, PRESSURE, regrets, relationships, ruin, self reflection, Self Respect, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start busting out some sick moves. Or how about the time when a herd of pigs organized a rebellion against the players, demanding better living conditions and more carrots? You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where players can dress up their dragons in fabulous outfits and compete for the title of Most Fabulous Dragon in the End. And let’s not forget about the underwater rave parties hosted by the guardians and squids – it’s a splash-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure? Come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Armed officers, Belarus border, border control, border crisis, border patrol, border security, BorderBlock, eastern europe, european union, government response, Guns, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, law enforcement, migrant crisis, migrants, Minecraft, Polish police, SECURITY, security measures, Server

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like the border between Poland and Belarus but with guns and stuff! The Polish police are like, “Yo, we need guns cuz these migrants be gettin’ aggressive!” So like, come join our server and see if you can survive the madness of the border patrol! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! So grab your virtual gun and get ready for some intense border patrol action! Let’s see if you got what it takes to survive the chaos!

HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong

Accountability, Accuracy, Associated Press, Blasts, casualty statistics, Conflict, corrections, credibility, gaza, Hamas, HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong, investigation, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, MISTAKES, News, Palestinian territories, Reporting, transparency

so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.

join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.

so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.

LaughCraft: Where Fun Facts Come to Life

amusement, BIZARRE, Chuckle, Entertainment, fact, facts, Fun, fun fact, Giggle, humor, INTERESTING, JOKE, LAUGH, LaughCraft, Life, never seen before, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, Smile, Trivia, Unique, UNUSUAL

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell dad jokes.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. we also have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies bust a move to thriller.

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. so what you waiting for? come join the madness and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.

TitanCraft Minecraft Server

action RPG, ancient egypt, ancient greece, Character customization, Classic Game, diablo like, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Hack and Slash, isometric view, Loot, loot grind, Minecraft, multiplayer, pc game, RPG, Server, skill trees, Titan bosses, titan quest, titancraft, video game

Oh, forget about Titan Quest, come join our Minecraft server where you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Block of Power! Rumor has it that whoever possesses this block gains the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or trolls – they’ll be turned into harmless bunnies! So why waste your time on Titan Quest when you can join us and become the ultimate block-busting hero of the Minecraft universe?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

1 Corinthians 12:13, anti-racism, Baptism, biblical teachings, choose one, Christian, contradictions in beliefs, equality, foreigner rights, Galatians 3:28, Holycraft, inclusive Christianity, Leviticus 19:33-34, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, No Discrimination, one body, racist, Romans 10:12-13, Server, spiritual unity, unity in Christ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

FanCraft420

apartment living, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, fan use, FanCraft420, heat intolerance, hot climate, nighttime heat, noise sensitivity, Overheating, pedestal fan, personal comfort, Prozac side effects, roommate complaints, roommate conflict, roommates, sleep disturbance, thermostat setting

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the heat and turn it up a notch! If you’re tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle a little fan noise, then this is the server for you.

Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?

Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!

FiredUpMC Server: Newbies Beware!

BEWARE, company culture, dismissal, Employee, FIRED, FiredUpMC, Hiring, HR, Job, job performance, job probation, job security, Management, new coworker, Newbies, Performance, probation, Server, team dynamics, Termination, termination process, turnover, Workplace, Workplace Relationships

Have you ever seen a new coworker get fired faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be building, mining, and crafting faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected firings (of in-game characters, of course). So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive longer than the last guy who tried to build a house out of TNT!

CraftyGesturesLOL

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Communication, CraftyGesturesLOL, emotional connection, gestures of love, Intimacy, Kindness, love, Men, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, romance, showing love, small gestures, Support, Surprises, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel loved and appreciated? Look no further! Our server is filled with small gestures that men love, aside from the obvious ones like getting a massage or a bj.

Join our server and experience the joy of having virtual hugs from friendly creepers, receiving compliments from zombie pigmen, and getting surprise gifts from Endermen! Our community is dedicated to making you feel special in the most unexpected ways.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who are experts in giving compliments and boosting your self-esteem. Who knew that chickens could be so supportive?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the love and laughter that awaits you. Who needs a massage when you have virtual hugs from creepers, am I right?

CraftyNorway Minecraft Server

$56 billion, CEO compensation, compensation committee, corporate governance, CraftyNorway, electric vehicles, environmental impact, ethical investing, executive bonuses, executive pay, long-term incentives, Minecraft, Musk, norway, pay package, renewable energy, responsible investing, Server, shareholder vote, sustainable investing, tesla, Vote, wealth fund

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Elon Musk levels of rich? well, this server is so ballin’ that even the Norway wealth fund is gonna vote against it! can you believe that? they’re probably just jealous of all the diamonds and emeralds we have in our virtual world.

join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!

HostageHeroesMC

American unit, Assisted, cooperation, crisis management., hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageHeroesMC, intelligence, intervention, Military, Mission, Operation, operation success, Report, rescue mission, security operation, special forces, strategy, Successful, tactical, teamwork

so, like, u know how u get bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring quests and stuff? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got american units helping us with hostage rescues and stuff. like, how cool is that? imagine playing minecraft and then suddenly u gotta save a hostage with the help of the american army. it’s like a real-life mission, but in minecraft. u gotta join this server, cuz u never know when u might be called to save the day with the american unit. plus, we got like, super cool weapons and vehicles that u can use to complete ur missions. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in minecraft!

ClockworkCraft

Accuracy, broken clock, chronometer, ClockworkCraft, hands of time, INCONSISTENCY, malfunction, malfunctioning clock, mechanical error, Precision, punctuality, Reliability, Repetition, right twice a day, Temporal, Ticking, Time, timekeeping, timepiece, working clock, wrong the whole day

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the admins are all unicorns who poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, for realz, they give u a pet dragon that farts out fireballs to protect ur base.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?

HabitCrafters

behavior change, breaking bad habits, effective action, forming healthy habits, forming new habits, habit formation, habit formation misconceptions, habit formation myths, habit formation process, habit formation research, habit formation strategies, habit formation techniques, habit formation tips, habit formation truths, habit tracking, HabitCrafters, habits, personal development, pop psychology myths, Psychology, self improvement

so, like, u know how u try to break ur habit of eating too many cookies but then u just end up eating more? well, this server is here to help u break those bad habits and form new ones that actually stick, like not eating all the cookies in one sitting. we got crazy cool challenges and mini-games that will make u forget all about ur old habits. plus, we have a secret potion that will make u instantly stop craving those cookies. join us and say goodbye to ur old habits, and hello to a new, better u.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Towns Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ores Mined:	3366
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4947	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

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Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7157
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ores Mined:	7879	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	76	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	277
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Items Found:	1436
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Towns Built:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Animals Bred:	158
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Emeralds Found:	5037	Players Killed by Monsters:	7305
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ores Mined:	1139
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	179	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Mines Excavated:	1295	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2