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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3176 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Enchantments Applied: | 145 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 732 |
But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.
So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!