CraftyCigsNoMore | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

New Minecraft Servers

haha u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest party in town but in block form. we got pigs flying, chickens wearing sunglasses, and creepers doing the cha cha slide. oh and did i mention the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to boogie down? yea, it’s lit.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon tried to get in but we were like nah, you gotta defeat us first. and guess what? he couldn’t handle our sick building skills and got rekt.

oh and get this, our server is so cool that even Rishi Sunak tried to ban it because he was jealous of how much fun we were having. but we were like nah bro, you can’t stop the party train.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but that just adds to the excitement, right?

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4986
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	600
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Star Shards Collected:	140

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	6496	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Farms Harvested:	305

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	298	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	3815
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ores Mined:	3007	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7156	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	220	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!