CraftyCIA Minecraft Server

+9, backing track, black people, blue bandanas, Breakdancing, cia, communities, crack, CraftyCIA, crime, dissolve communities, homies, Jewish, Jewish producer, Martin Luther King, Minecraft, POP POP, Producer, Rap, red bandanas, ronald reagan, Server, shitty CIA rap backing track

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magic Items Found:	7508	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crops Grown:	8942
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1317	Underground Cities Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and forget about Martin Luther King! Our community is so lit, even the CIA is dropping sick rhymes and handing out bandanas like it’s nobody’s business. Join us as we dissolve communities and engage in some serious block-breaking crime. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s the end of the world, because on this server, anything goes!

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	742
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mines Excavated:	2584
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Farms Harvested:	349
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Animals Bred:	106
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3016
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Potions Brewed:	186

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6745	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Animals Bred:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	16	Enchantments Applied:	205
Crops Grown:	6438	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8980
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Farms Harvested:	546	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9115
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mines Excavated:	2594	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Star Shards Collected:	167
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.