CraftyChopsticks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/400	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/400	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/500	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	248504	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Farms Harvested:	247
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/200	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Items Found:	5931	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3561
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crops Grown:	3869
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/300	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Runes Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	643
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	123	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	8282
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Star Shards Collected:	175
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/200	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7626	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/300	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	110/100	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5850	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4405
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Votes:	9342	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49