CraftyChonkers Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Farms Harvested:	918	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where weight doesn’t matter? Look no further than our server, where we believe in building blocks, not body shaming!

Join us for a fun and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter their weight or height. We don’t discriminate based on size, because in the world of Minecraft, it’s all about creativity and fun!

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream world, where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your inventory. So come join us and leave the body shaming at the door – we’re all about building up, not tearing down (literally, because we love building in Minecraft)!

And hey, even if you weigh over 150 lbs, like our skinny 6-foot-tall model friend, you’ll fit right in with us. So come on over and let’s craft some laughs and memories together!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
New Chunks Explored:	821567	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Towns Built:	6
Animals Bred:	120	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ores Mined:	588

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	21
Void Gems Collected:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mines Excavated:	2693
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	429552	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	147	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Star Shards Collected:	79
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3812	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever