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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8896 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9385 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4905 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.