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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8756 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.