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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3445 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 987983 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.