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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8108 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.