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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2703 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
join our server if you want to be surrounded by chickens wearing top hats and pigs riding on flying unicorns. our server is the only place where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.
