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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6118 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.