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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6710 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 152 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.