join our server if you want to be surrounded by chickens wearing top hats and pigs riding on flying unicorns. our server is the only place where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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    come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting torched are creepers and not innocent homes and cars like those israeli extremists. we promise a peaceful and fun environment where you can build your dream world without fear of being attacked by crazy players. plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re having a blast. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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  • CraftyCanuckMC

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    so, like, you wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place in all of block land. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

    if you join dis server, you’ll get a special potion that makes you invincible for 24 hours. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle.

    oh, and did i mention that the president of the server is a talking llama? yeah, he’s super wise and always has the best advice for all your minecraft problems.

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  • Cosmic U of M LEFTfield Discovery

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    come join our cray cray minecraft server where we use LEFTfield to analyze cosmic maps and extract all da data without compression. we got dark energy, dark matter, and cosmic structure up in here. it’s like a science experiment on crack! join now for a wild ride through the universe like you’ve never seen before. who needs real life when you can explore the cosmos in minecraft? let’s get weird together, baby!

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  • CraftyCatWatchers

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than your boyfriend’s mom reorganizing your closet without permission! We promise not to touch your stuff without asking first, unlike some people we know cough cough.

    Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and battle mobs with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret room full of your boyfriend’s mom’s cleaning supplies.

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  • NoMoreSayingPls

    NoMoreSayingPls
    Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” every time something goes wrong in your life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of everyday phrases!

    On our server, we have a strict ban on boring sayings like “it is what it is” and instead encourage players to come up with their own hilarious catchphrases. Want to yell “potato salad” every time you find diamonds? Go for it! Feel like shouting “banana hammock” whenever you defeat a boss? We support that too!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders at all who dare challenge him. Join us and witness epic battles between players and the Chicken King as they compete for the title of Supreme Poultry Overlord.

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