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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4767 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.