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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3672 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 5683 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.