so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Epic Battles Fought: 13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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