so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dimension Hops: 8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Falling into the Void: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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