so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 8
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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