so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8773
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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