so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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