CraftyChina Minecraft Server

China, CraftyChina, E. coli levels, efficiency, Europe, feces in iPhones, global trade, hygiene issues, India, Indian factories, iPhone production, iPhone yield rates, mainland china, Manufacturing, Minecraft, product exports, production issues, Quality Control, quality issues, Sales, Server, supply chain, Technology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Votes:	8882	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Void Armor Forged:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no poop-related content? Well, look no further because our server is literally filled with feces in the iPhones! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can mine for diamonds while dodging E. coli-infested iPhones. Our Indian factories are working hard to bring you the most unique Minecraft experience yet, with only a 50% iPhone yield rate to keep you on your toes. Who needs quality and efficiency when you can have poop-filled iPhones instead? Hurry and join our server now before all the poop runs out!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Potions Brewed:	178
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1767
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
New Chunks Explored:	72799	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Star Shards Collected:	184	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Votes:	9413
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.