Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no poop-related content? Well, look no further because our server is literally filled with feces in the iPhones! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can mine for diamonds while dodging E. coli-infested iPhones. Our Indian factories are working hard to bring you the most unique Minecraft experience yet, with only a 50% iPhone yield rate to keep you on your toes. Who needs quality and efficiency when you can have poop-filled iPhones instead? Hurry and join our server now before all the poop runs out!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Crops Grown: 8901
Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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