CraftyChicksVsBlockheads | New Minecraft Servers 2024

/ Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no schizo lolis in sight? Well, look no further than our server! Fallenshadow is the queen bee of this SMP, with multiple husbands to keep her company. Join us for a wild ride filled with ASMR streams, ribbon cages, and Twitch clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for updates from Nise Menhera and Manager Otis, our resident Twitter stars. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of our backup Menhera Twitter accounts (RIP). So come on in, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters – it’s all part of the fun! Join now before you miss out on the madness.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Wifeless Family Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of hosting unwanted guests in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we don’t allow any uninvited players to crash at your virtual house! No more dealing with crying, night feeding, or night toilet visits from other players’ kids. We promise a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where you can focus on building and exploring without any unwanted distractions. So come join us and say goodbye to hosting headaches!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	799342	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FamJamCraft: No Compromise!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, traffic jams, and broken promises!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a player’s fiance and her Asian tourist parents. They’re fighting over who gets to drive to all the touristy spots and take a million pictures. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will the parents ever get to see all the sights they want? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might witness a showdown between a nervous/anxious driver and a stubborn player who refuses to give up their room for guests. Will they ever make peace and let the family stay over? Or will they end up sleeping on an air mattress for eternity?

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, traffic jams, and family drama that will keep you coming back for more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a scoop of rainbow sherbet topped with unicorn sprinkles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground ice cream parlors. Who needs vanilla when you can have pistachio creeper surprise or minty zombie delight? So come on down and join us for a flavor-packed adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	842
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockPartyTimeTravel

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about time travel advice again because we’ve got it all covered! Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a time machine of fun and craziness.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that takes you back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth. But don’t worry, we’ve got special armor that turns you into a T-Rex so you can blend in and avoid getting eaten.

Or how about this: you’re building a castle and accidentally create a time warp that transports you to a medieval kingdom where you have to battle dragons and rescue princesses. But don’t fret, we’ve got enchanted swords and magical potions to help you on your quest.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest time-traveling adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Potions Brewed:	190
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Magic Items Found:	3687

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem

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So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s, like, the wildest place to be, man!

First of all, let me tell you a little story. So, like, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But get this, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Yeah, I know, totally insane, right?

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, let me tell you about the epic PvP battles that go down on this server. Players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and battle it out in the skies while dodging fireballs from a dragon with a top hat. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, man!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunts that happen every week? Players have to decipher cryptic clues and navigate through deadly traps to find the hidden loot. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers for a whole week!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magic Items Found:	4426
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Plastic-Free Minecraft Server

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lol u ever wonder what would happen if microplastics took over the world? well, on this server, we have created a world where microplastics have become the dominant species! join us as we battle against plastic pollution in the most epic way possible – by building and crafting our way to victory! come join the fight and save the planet, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

x6MC Network

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| x6MC Network is a destination for fun and simple Minecraft experiences. From seasoned veterans to noobs (of different degrees), our network offers something for everyone with a range of game modes to enjoy! |

| Gamemodes: – KitPVP: Show off your combat skills in our fast-paced KitPVP arena. Choose from various kits, each with its unique abilities, and battle it out against other players to dominate the leaderboards. – Survival: Experience Minecraft in its purest form with our Survival mode. – UHC (Ultra Hardcore): Ready for a challenge? UHC offers a hardcore survival experience where health does not regenerate naturally. – Events: We host events to keep the community engaged and entertained. From themed challenges to special competitions!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1677	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Date	Saturday, September 21, 2024
Time	4PM CST / 5 PM EST
Event	Survival Games
Prizes	Cash prizes
Live-streamed	Yes, featuring YouTubers and streamers

FAQ

Q: What is the Survival Games event?

A: It is a PvP event where players start in a 750×750 world with nothing and must gather loot from chests to survive and fight against other players.

Q: Are there cash prizes for the winners?

A: Yes, the last duo standing will win cash prizes.

Q: Can I join the event without a team?

A: You can enter as a solo player, but it is recommended to form a team for better chances of winning.

Q: Where can I join the Discord server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

Q: Are there other events offered besides Survival Games?

A: Yes, we have other events such as UHC Bingo, Minecraft Trivia, Build Battle competitions, and The Minecraft CUBE.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Excuse-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Metal Gear Online on steroids! Imagine sneaking around in the world of Minecraft, trying to avoid creepers and zombies while completing top-secret missions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of espionage and sabotage like never before. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, including a grappling hook that lets you swing through the trees like Tarzan and a jetpack that lets you soar through the sky like Iron Man.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground base where players can team up to take down evil mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the Thunderdome arena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of Metal Gear Online in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mines Excavated:	2760	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP

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Absolutely not! But let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own mafia and demand protection money in the form of seeds, and where the sheep have started a rebellion against the players because they’re tired of being sheared for their wool.

But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.

If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ores Mined:	6123	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SarcastiCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!

So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RedditPaperCraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than our builds are our players! Join us if you want to experience a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk while laying eggs.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of sneaky villagers who claimed they needed it for a secret dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be built on a giant stack of paper, because why not? Who needs solid ground when you can have a server that defies all logic and reason?

So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SuperCrafters United

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and unlock your inner superhero! Choose from a variety of superpowers like flying, teleportation, or even shooting lasers from your eyes (watch out for creepers!).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombies appears. No problem! Just activate your super strength and send those undead baddies flying.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who hold the key to unlimited riches. Trade with them for rare items and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Who needs a cape when you have superpowers and talking animals on your side?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Buildings Constructed:	27
Astral Projections Made:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Potions Brewed:	69	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ShenZenKidzCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures like a 10-year old japanese boy fighting off zombies near a shenzhen elementary school! it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s totally insane! who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town! so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Farms Harvested:	464
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7