CraftyChicksOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MythicalSMPPlayer23

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Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockyBreakups

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Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

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lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	8321	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Farms Harvested:	778

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	827219	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Items Found:	5100
New Chunks Explored:	499248	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SecondJobSteve’sServer

Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

Beverages, calcium, Categories, classification, cream, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, drinks, flavored milk, Food, lactose, liquid, milk, MilkTierMinecraftSMP, nutrition, Ranking, refreshment, skim milk, Tier List, whole milk

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LottoLlamaCraft

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Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	46
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Star Shards Collected:	131	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	109051	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Farms Harvested:	832
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	New Chunks Explored:	257801

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3