Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty dudes? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual paradise for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all the male players into adorable kittens, because let’s be real, who needs toxic masculinity in a blocky world? Plus, our server is guarded by a squad of handsome Minecraft hunks who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more attractive than the pixelated landscapes is your fellow female players!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
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  • NukeCraft Server: ZapOut Blackout!

    NukeCraft Server: ZapOut Blackout!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a nuclear apocalypse in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant is on the verge of blackout after a Russian attack on the substation.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Villages Defended: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MissileMadnessMC

    MissileMadnessMC
    lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

    UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!
    join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9249 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

    Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ManCaveCraft

    ManCaveCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Gods Slained: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

    PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

    If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181 Star Shards Collected: 200

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

    Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Alien Abductions: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlocktopiaSurvival

    BlocktopiaSurvival
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

    Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server

    No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server
    Nova Anarchy <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/category/cow-vault/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Nova Anarchy Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Launch Date Rules Ranking System
    Anarchy 9/23/2024 No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security Playtime based ranking system

    Server Details:

    JAVA: nova-anarchy.us

    BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132

    FAQs:

    Q: What is Nova Anarchy?

    Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.

    Q: When was Nova Anarchy created?

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.

    Q: Is there a ranking system on Nova Anarchy?

    Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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