Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty dudes? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual paradise for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all the male players into adorable kittens, because let’s be real, who needs toxic masculinity in a blocky world? Plus, our server is guarded by a squad of handsome Minecraft hunks who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more attractive than the pixelated landscapes is your fellow female players!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/epic-noob-vs-pro-treehouse-build-w-aphmau-crew/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 95

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Gods Slained: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9524 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Potions Brewed: 73 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 74 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • 🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

    🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Magic Items Found: 2897
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Potions Brewed: 138
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 333 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • NoKidzLeftBehindMC

    NoKidzLeftBehindMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

    Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4196
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

    FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 152 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • YankeeDoodleDont

    YankeeDoodleDont
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

    Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 149 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Star Shards Collected: 109
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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