CraftyChickRedFlag | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	144	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on the backs of flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance parties and learn their secret llama dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DadlessDance Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	7655	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of deadbeat dads ruining special moments for their kids? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-deadbeat dad policy! Our father-daughter dances are always a blast, especially when the dads actually show up!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can dance the night away with your loved ones without any disappointments. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement, just like Macy thinking her dad will actually show up to an event.

Don’t worry about asking permission from absent fathers, because on our server, everyone is welcome to create special memories with their family members. So come on over and let’s dance our troubles away in the virtual world!

Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Emeralds Found:	477
Towns Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Animals Bred:	59
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6978
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mines Excavated:	2343
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	104	Magic Items Found:	7018
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!