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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2757 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8821 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4704 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where u can find a portal to a whole new dimension filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers. it’s like a party in there 24/7, bro.
oh, and did i mention that the admin is a wizard who can turn u into a dragon if u bring him a stack of golden apples? like, who wouldn’t want to be a freakin dragon in minecraft?
so, yeah, join this server and let your wildest dreams come true. or at least have a good laugh at the insanity that goes down here.