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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5510 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 781 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Hey yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, dis server is like a therapeutic vaccine for your boring gaming life! We be targeting all dem high-grade noobs and inducing regression in their lame skills.
If left untreated, one-third of dem players gonna progress to ultimate noob status in just 10 years, and half gonna be total losers in 30 years. But fear not, cuz on dis server, at least half of dem players with precancerous noob lesions gonna be able to omit surgery (aka git gud) and all its complications (like rage quitting and throwing controllers).
So come on and join da fun, where we turn noobs into pros and make Minecraft great again! Let’s do dis! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftTherapy
