CraftyCensorMCServ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6191
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PolarBearPurgeCraft

animal control, animal encounter, Arctic, climate change, conservation, Endangered species, endangered wildlife, Environmental Protection, habitat loss, Iceland, law enforcement, nature conservation, polar bear, polar bear sighting, polar regions, PolarBearPurgeCraft, rare, Shooting, unexpected visitor, wildlife, wildlife management

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT POLAR BEARS THAT DO CRAZY SH*T LIKE SHOWING UP IN ICELAND AND GETTING SHOT BY POLICE. IF U WANNA SEE MORE WILD ANIMALS DOING DUMB STUFF, COME ON OVER. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. WHY WOULD U WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THIS INSANITY??? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, WHERE ANYTHING GOES AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Tire SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Pvp, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Prison, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Tire SMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. It’s crossplay so both Java and Bedrock clients can connect. The IP is tiresmp.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9729

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Earth Steam Oil and Steel

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We are a new Minecraft modded geopolitical smp server! Our server offers a friendly community and a large earth map with a good amount of necessary mods and the ability to create your own nation! We welcome all, so what are you waiting for? We look forward to seeing you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where Pumpkins Rule and Medieval Villagers Drool in ATM9:TTS Modded Madness!

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PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Modpack	Server IP
	Prominence 2 [RPG] v2.6.0HF	pr2.pumpkraft.net
ATM9: to the Skies (Upcoming)	N/A	N/A
Medieval MC	Medeival MC	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server directly by using the provided server IP addresses.

2. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers features such as tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, staff online 24/7, and regular custom events.

3. How can I get more information or connect with other players?

Feel free to join our discord server: https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Jamaica Vibes Minecraft Server

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beaches, bob marley, caribbean, culture, Exploration, Food, History, Hospitality, island life, jamaica, local cuisine, Minecraft, Reggae, Relaxation, Resorts, Server, tourism, travel, Tropical, vacation, VIBES

Oh man, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server that’s basically a virtual Jamaica! Picture this: palm trees swaying in the breeze, reggae music blasting in the background, and players riding around on virtual beach cruisers. It’s like a tropical paradise in pixel form!

But that’s not even the best part. The server has a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for epic prizes. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold somewhere on the island – if you can find it, that is.

So why join this Minecraft server? Well, where else can you surf on lava waves, ride dolphins through the ocean, and battle zombie pirates all in one place? It’s like a vacation to Jamaica without ever leaving your computer screen. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun waiting for you on this server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Towns Built:	7	Farms Harvested:	634

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft SMP: > Creed: “Ain’t gonna be no rematch,…”

Aint, apollo, boxing, Champions, COMEBACK, creed, Defeat, determination, Fighting, Gonna, Minecraft, motivation, movie quotes, movie scenes, perseverance, REMATCH, Rivalry, Rocky, smp, sports, Stallion, Training, Underdog, Victory

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the battles are as intense as a Rocky vs Apollo rematch! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when someone will challenge you to a duel and yell “STALLION, WHERE’S MY REMATCH?!”

Our server is filled with crazy characters who will stop at nothing to claim victory, just like Apollo Creed demanding a rematch. So if you’re ready to test your skills against the toughest players in the Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion!

But beware, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline-pumping action and insane battles that will leave you shouting “Ain’t gonna be no rematch, ain’t gonna be no rematch!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DislikeAtFirst – Minecraft SMP

anticipated enjoyment, changed mind, Disappointment, DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, DislikeAtFirst, failed expectations, false expectations, initial excitement, let down, Minecraft, regretful experience, smp, surprising dislike, unanticipated disappointment, unanticipated dislike, unexpected aversion, unexpected disappointment, unexpected dislike, unexpected outcome, unexpected reaction, unexpected taste, unmet expectations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Mount, capable of flying you to the highest peaks of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Farms Harvested:	427	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NoObsoProductsMC

anti-obsolescence products, durable goods, durable products, eco-conscious items, eco-friendly products, enduring products, lasting items, long-lasting items, long-term goods, non-disposable items, non-perishable goods., NoObsoProductsMC, planned obsolescence, products, Quality Goods, reliable products, sustainable goods, sustainable products, timeless items, timeless products

Are you tired of your Minecraft server breaking down every time you try to build a castle? Look no further! Our server is made with diamond-infused redstone that will never break or wear out, guaranteed for eternity! Join us and never worry about planned obsolescence ruining your gaming experience again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of invincible creepers who will protect your creations at all costs. So come on over and join the fun, where the only thing planned to last forever is the epicness of our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	264	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

UkrainianPilotz Minecraft Server

advanced training, Air Force, Aviation, cross-border collaboration, Defense, fighter jets, fighter pilots, flight school, France, French jet training, International cooperation, military alliance, military aviation, military training, Minecraft, nato, pilot program, pilot training, Server, skilled pilots, Ukraine, Ukrainian pilots, UkrainianPilotz

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pilots have completed french jet training and are now ready to take to the skies in blocky planes! fly through the virtual world with your fellow pilots and conquer the skies with your mad skills. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest flying fantasies in minecraft? join now and soar to new heights!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockBlastin’ Beirut

Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastin, confirmation, Conflict, death, hezbollah, Hezbollah statement, international relations, Israeli airstrike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military leader, military official, political violence, regional tensions, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, top official

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than hezbollah vs israel! our top military officials are constantly getting taken out by insane airstrikes in beirut… but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some intense pvp action and see if u can survive longer than our top dude did! plus, we got the best loot and craziest builds u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

{Moderation team}, Ant Battle, anti cheat, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, Builders, cakes, Castle Battle, Cozy, cs go, Deathrun, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hosting, Hunger Games, invite a friend, login privileges, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, tea, technical support, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system, versions 1.8

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

No Coordinates, No Elytra, No Resets – Just Chaos and Fun on NoCoords Legacy 1.21 Semi-Anarchy!

Chaos, coordinates, ELYTRA, Fun, Legacy, Nocoords, Resets, semi anarchy, Semianarchy

IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance. Some modifications include disabled coordinates, disabled elytra, and more. The server has minimal rules to ensure a fun and safe experience for all players.

Basic Rules

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more details on the rules, refer to the server spawn.

FAQ

Q: Are coordinates completely disabled on the server?

A: Yes, coordinates are disabled to add a challenge to navigation in the game.

Q: Can I use elytra on the server?

A: No, elytra are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to maintain game balance.

Q: What happens if I use end crystals or bed explosions?

A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage to players or the environment on this server.

Q: Will I encounter phantoms while playing on this server?

A: Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.

Q: Is it possible to take void damage on the nether roof?

A: Yes, void damage is enabled on the nether roof to prevent exploits.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server rules?

A: You can find additional details on the rules at the server spawn location.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Animals Bred:	108	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	136	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).