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## ⚔️ Season 2 is Here!
The realm is split into Kingdoms. Players can:
– Build their own kingdom
– Team up with others
Whether a lone king, a wise noble, or a brave fighter, there’s a spot for every story.
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## 💬 Light Roleplay
Shape the world with your:
– Alliances
– Builds
– Lore
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## ✨ What We Offer
– 🧱 Vanilla feel with small boosts
– 🦇 Phantoms are off; bats drop their stuff
– 💣 No creeper or enderman damage
– 🎮 Fun in-game ChatGames
– 🌍 15k overworld border (grows with game)
– 🔊 Simple Voice Mod for chat
– 🛡️ CoreProtect for safety
– 🗳️ Community votes on features
– 🛡️ Rules-focused, friendly SMP
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## 👫 Join Our Community
We’re a chill group of 16+ players who love:
– Teamwork
– Creativity
– Long-term fun
Welcome to The Worst Players 3verSMP! This is a fun, laid-back spot for those who want to play Minecraft without the stress. Here, it’s all about the good vibes and building cool stuff.
Why Join Us?
Vanilla+ Fun
Enjoy the core game with some nice tweaks like one-player sleep and anti-griefing.
Mature Community
We are all 18+, and we keep it drama-free. Join our active Discord for laughs and chats.
No Pay-to-Win
Earn your stuff the old-school way. No cash perks here!
Low Lag, High Fun
Our server runs smooth so you can focus on building, not lagging.
What You’ll Get
Homey Vibes
More than just players, we’re a family here. Feel at home while you play.
Cool Staff
Our team is here to help. Got a question? We got you!
Fun Events
Join in on server events and projects. There’s always something fun going on!
Stable Play
Enjoy a smooth game with 20TPS. We care about your playtime.
Trade and Shop
Fair trading and community shops make life easier.
Explore Big
With a 200k x 200k world, there’s so much to see and do.
Cross-Play
Play on Java or Bedrock. Everyone is welcome!
Whitelist Protection
We keep it safe. Just send your Minecraft ID in Discord to join.
Extra Features
One-player sleep
Extra structures
Cool enchantments
Admin tools for safety
Join Us!
If you want a chill place to play, come check us out! Join our Discord and be part of the fun. We can’t wait to see what you build!
