CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

booru, censored, conditioned goons, CraftyCats, CREEPERS, desuarchive, eternal virgins, fear, fucking real women, hand-fucker, hgoon, hoe scarers, no hopes, PAWG edition, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Resources, Trash, Tread, weeby

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3607
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Votes:	1660
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchantments Applied:	71
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1978	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	38	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Potions Brewed:	200	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Buildings Constructed:	31

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magic Items Found:	6655
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Mines Excavated:	2366
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	874	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!