CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

ALARM, anxiety, apprehension, concern, CraftyCatastrophe, disbelief, dismay, Distress, exclamation, Expression, fear, Minecraft, Oh No!, Panic, reaction, Server, shock, stress, Surprise, Trouble, unease, worry

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchantments Applied:	87	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with wacky surprises.

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Enchantments Applied:	299
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Emeralds Found:	4355	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Items Found:	1706	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Votes:	7985
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Star Shards Collected:	198

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	263
Runes Activated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever