CraftyCat Minecraft Server

Paws, Minecraft, EYES, cat, look at this cat

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cats are the true rulers of the land! Our server is filled with fluffy felines who will guide you on epic adventures and help you conquer the blocky world.

Join us and witness the legendary Cat King, who sits on a throne made entirely of diamonds and meows commands to his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon an army of laser-shooting cats to do your bidding.

But beware, for there are also evil creepers who have formed an alliance with the spiders to try and overthrow the Cat King. Will you join forces with the cats to protect the kingdom, or will you succumb to the dark side and become a minion of the creepers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a purr-fectly ridiculous adventure unlike any other!

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

flatulence, bathroom humor, fart, humor, STINKY

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

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FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

husband, busy weekend, violated, Unannounced, distant

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

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MILcraftMadness

attitude, living hell, Job Search, family dynamics, hate

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

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HealthcareRevolution SMP

healthcare advocacy, American healthcare, healthcare reform, healthcare policy, smp

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

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BlockyBoners

odd, strange, strange turn ons, BlockyBoners, unusual turn-ons

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

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CraftyCat Minecraft Server

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

MILcraftMadness

HealthcareRevolution SMP

BlockyBoners