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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4157 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 250 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!