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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3760 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!