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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9058 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!