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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2092 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1892 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!