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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 324 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
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