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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9560 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1808 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 |
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