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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7647 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 178 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!