CraftyCashKing | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	147

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Crops Grown:	8278
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Star Shards Collected:	296	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchantments Applied:	216	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Farms Harvested:	672	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Crops Grown:	2181
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Towns Built:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Towns Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	207	Magic Items Found:	1948
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Star Shards Collected:	108	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1073	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Potions Brewed:	104
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2