CraftyCashGrabCrafters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Coffee Crafters 1.20.4

1.20.4, aroma, aroma therapy, Breakfast, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, Comforting, Cooking, Crafters, Home decor, kitchen, morning routine, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, period kitchen, Retro, sensory experience, smell, Traditional, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	219
Villages Defended:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Yo, bro, imagine this: a Minecraft server where the kitchen is straight out of the medieval times! Like, you can cook up some digital feasts while dodging creepers and zombies! It’s like Iron Chef meets The Walking Dead, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there are secret passages hidden behind the pantry shelves! You can sneak around and surprise your friends while they’re cooking up some pork chops. It’s like a real-life game of Clue, but with more explosions and less murder.

Plus, the kitchen is haunted by the ghost of a chef who only knows how to make pixelated spaghetti. It’s like having a spooky roommate who’s always trying to feed you carbs. So if you’re into cooking, exploring, and dealing with supernatural beings, then this server is the place for you! Just watch out for the flying pots and pans, they have a mind of their own.

FamilyEvent FOMO Minecraft Server

blended family, exclusion, family betrayal, family bond, Family dance, family decision, family dynamics, family event, family inclusion, family loyalty, family member, family relationships, Family Support, family unit, family unity, Family Values, FamilyEvent, FOMO, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server, stepmom, uninvited

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can feel like part of the family? Well, look no further! Our server is like a big, happy family…except without the drama of excluding step-moms from family events!

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and virtual family bonding time. Plus, we promise not to let the kids kick you out of the family dance – because here, everyone is welcome! So come on over and join the fun, where you’ll never feel like an optional add-on or a family friend. You’re part of the crew now, baby!

ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft

affair partner, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, emotions, ex-wife drama, ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft, family dynamics, haircuts, overreacting, parenting roles, relationships, step-parenting, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, stepson’s feelings, stepson’s haircut, trust issues

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Divine Spears Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where step-parenting drama unfolds like a reality TV show. Picture this: a stepmom, a cheating ex-wife, and a haircut gone wrong. Who needs Netflix when you have our server?

Witness the epic battle over who gets to cut a child’s hair – it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss. Will the stepmom prevail or will the cheating ex-wife and her affair partner have the final say?

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have step-parenting drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

FetishCraft: Blocky Bedrock Bizarre

bedrock, BIZARRE, bizarre fetishes, blocky, current partner, fetish discovery, fetish discussion, fetish experiences, fetish exploration, fetish revelations, fetish secrets, fetish sharing, fetish stories, fetish surprises, FetishCraft, kink discovery, kink exploration, partner fetish, past partner, sexual preferences, strange fetish, unique fetishes, unusual fetish, weird fetish

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of Minecraft enthusiasts you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the weirdest fetishes of our players. You won’t believe some of the things we’ve discovered! Join us if you dare to uncover the truth about your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

CoupCraft2022

2022 election, Accountability, Attempting a Coup, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilian politics, charges, constitutional crisis, Corruption, CoupCraft2022, Democracy, election results, Government, Impeachment, legal action, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Rule of Law, south america

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	55	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?

Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	New Chunks Explored:	104905
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magic Items Found:	2998
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	257

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Animals Bred:	82	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

Players:	95/600	Votes:	198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Zombie Dances:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10