CraftyCashGrab | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

What is a waste of money but people continue to pay for it? Our Minecraft server! But hey, who needs groceries when you can have a virtual blocky paradise to escape to, am I right? Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or participate in our weekly “Build-a-Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So why waste your money on boring stuff like bills and rent when you can spend it on pure pixelated entertainment? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to that creeper ghost)!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Void Armor Forged:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Votes:	3646
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7389
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	126	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	8074
Mines Excavated:	3492	Buildings Constructed:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	New Chunks Explored:	95624
Players Killed by Monsters:	6701	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Animals Bred:	71	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2626

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!