CraftyCashFails | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ores Mined:	6821	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Items Found:	1588	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Animals Bred:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	209612
Emeralds Found:	3910	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	166	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mines Excavated:	3966
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crops Grown:	1799

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Animals Bred:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

brush strokes, conclusions, hidden turbulence, Minecraft, night, Physicists, SCALING, scientists, Server, Starry, starry night, Turbulence, van Gogh

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	52
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1