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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8657 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 360 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
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